Dua Lipa Shows Her Ass And Embarrasses Herself Attempting To Surf

Pop star Dua Lipa, that Albanian-born apostle of arse, makes an utter fool of herself while attempting to surf in an ass-flaunting thong bikini in the photos below.

Clearly Dua is a real ditzy dimwit who doesn’t know the first thing about proper surfing technique, as she humiliates herself by standing on her head on her board with her blasphemous bare butt cheeks pointed straight up to the sky.

Yes, Dua should confine her “water sports” to her depraved bedroom dalliances, and she should go back to doing what she knows how to do best… Which is of course whoring her sex organs on dry land.

For Dua’s tiny feeble female brain is incapable of performing any task outside of parading her lady parts in public for the hopelessly degenerate heathen masses.

Which, admittedly, is something that she has become quite skilled at after all these years of relentless practice in the art of exhibitionism.