Debby Ryan Is Flat Broke

Disney star Debby Ryan is obviously flat broke as she can not even afford a modern camera.

Just look at how old-fashioned Debby’s camera is in this photo. You’d think that being a big shot celebrity in the West, Debby Ryan could at least afford a lower end digital camera.

In the civilized Muslim world nearly everyone has a digital camera. In fact the camera on my Nokia cell phone is much more advanced than Debby Ryan’s old ass camera, and I only use that phone to detonate roadside bombs.

If Debby Ryan ever wants to make some real money I know a sheikh who is looking for a new concubine to tongue his left testicle. If she does that well, who knows maybe one day she’ll be promoted, and make the big bucks being one of the girls that works the shaft.