Danica Patrick Posts A Nipple Selfie

Danica Patrick is a female race car driver… hold on give me a few seconds to stop laughing and compose myself…. anyway as I was saying, Danica Patrick drives race cars for a living… wait nope still laughing. OK lets try this one more time, Danica Patrick is a woman who drives… I just can’t its too ridiculous.

If the fact that Danica Patrick is behind the wheel constantly endangering the lives of everyone both on the track and in the stands isn’t bad enough, she just posted this “selfie” in which you can clearly see her nipple in the mirror behind her.

Women should not be posting pictures of their sinful nipples, and they certainly should not be driving. The fact that Danica Patrick does both puts her right at the top of the stoning list.