Dakota Johnson Tits And Ass Teasing AD Causes Outrage

For some inexplicable reason Calvin Klein has dredged up dilapidated old actress Dakota Johnson to be the new wrinkled, weathered face of their brand, and has her parading around her saggy tits and sloppy ass meat in their clothing in the (exclusive CelebJihad remix) video above and photos below.

If the Zionists behind Calvin Klein thought that Dakota’s decrepit, menopause-marinated sex organs were going to help them sell more of their shoddy sweatshop undies, they were sorely mistaken, as this campaign has backfired spectacularly as the hopelessly depraved infidel masses are up in arms that a woman who has shown off her nude body numerous times is now daring to attempt to tantalize and tease them with PG-13 panties propaganda.

As one incessant commentator put it, “I’ve already gooned my greasy pole to this whore’s nudes dozens of times while watching that shitty clit-lit bondage movie, why am I being blue-balled by this bitch’s tame-ass teaser now? It is outrageous!”

Needless to say, if Calvin Klein does not course-correct soon and feature some marketing material with Dakota’s dangling breast meat or piss flaps, they may have a serious boycott on their hands.