Dakota Johnson Nude Sex Scenes From “Fifty Shades Darker”

The video above features all of Dakota Johnson’s nude and sex scenes from the supposed erotic thriller “Fifty Shades Darker”.

As a righteous Muslim I see nothing erotic or thrilling about these Dakota Johnson nude sex scenes. In fact, the only halal moment was when the man tries to smuggle some sort of ball bearing explosive device by inserting it into Dakota’s gaping anus hole. Unfortunately in the next scene we find out that the device failed to detonate (no doubt because all the nig nog jizz in Dakota’s rectum gunked up the triggering mechanism) in an extremely anticlimactic moment.

Yes the “eroticism” in this film appears to involve Dakota getting her inner thigh slobbered on while this homoqueer uses her to break in his sex toys. If Dakota wants to try some righteous kinky fun then she should head to the Middle East, for us virile Muslims would love to get freaky with her by sticking a rocket up her ass and firing her off into Tel Aviv… sexily.