Dakota Johnson Flaunts Her Ass In Private Beach Bikini Pics

Dakota Johnson takes a break from getting her ass spanked in the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movies to prostitute it on a private beach in a series of slutty swimsuits in the photos below.

I’ve seen the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movies, as the prospect of witnessing a Hollywood harlot like Dakota Johnson receiving the beating she deserves was too alluring to pass up. Unfortunately I left the movie theater extremely disappointed with my righteous tunic snake still completely flaccid, for if that is the type of discipline the pathetically emasculated infidel men are unleashing upon their women it is no wonder that Dakota is such a brazen whore.

Yes to properly put a woman like Dakota Johnson in her place you can’t gently spank her ass with a paddle, tickle her nipples with a feather, or spit ice cubes into her pussy. Instead one must use a switch made from stiff Nile reeds to strip the flesh from her hindquarters, hook jumper cables to a car battery for her nipples, and use a scimitar to slice the sinful clit and labia from her cock pocket.