Billy Mays Found Dead Blog

Billy Mays Found Dead

Billy Mays, the television pitchman for such products as “Kaboom!” and “OxiClean,” was pronounced dead Sunday morning. But wait there’s more! Not really though. Authorities say Mays was found dead by his wife at his Tampa home. He was 50. Actually, he was 80, but since he died right now they took 30 years off. ..

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes Blog

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

I do not know what would be more appropriate right now then jokes about Michael Jackson dying. If you have any to add do so in the comments section.   Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch. Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted ..

Farrah Fawcett is dead, but Heidi Pratt still lives? WTF, Allah? Blog

Farrah Fawcett is dead, but Heidi Pratt still lives? WTF, Allah?

Farrah Fawcett has died of cancer. She was 62. Although she clearly tested Allah by strolling around without a bra, much less a burqa, I can’t help but wonder if there were more deserving starlets harlots to smite. Far be it from me to question the will of Allah the most wise, but I would ..

RIP Jeremy Lusk Blog

RIP Jeremy Lusk

RIP Jeremy Lusk was last modified: April 12th, 2024 by Durka Durka Mohammed

10 Things I Hate(d) About Heath Blog

10 Things I Hate(d) About Heath

There are five stages of grief. When I heard that Heath Ledger had died I skipped stages one through four and moved straight on to stage five: acceptance. Apparently I was alone. It’s been well over a week since Heath caught the dragon, but I still have to listen to Mary Hart and her ilk ..