Laura Muller Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

German celebrity Laura Muller poses fully nude for the new issue of Playboy magazine in the photos below.

Us pious Muslims don’t know what Laura Muller is famous for in German, and frankly we don’t care enough to go look it up… So lets just assume that it is either for stuffing sausages, drinking beer, or starring in hardcore S&M scat films.

And speaking of inferior German “culture”, thank Allah that us virile Muslims are quickly conquering their heathen backwoods country with our impressively fertile loins. For in the glorious future Islamic caliphate of Germanistan, women like Laura Muller will be loaded onto trains and shipped off to concentration camps… Where they will learn how to concentrate on pleasing mighty Muslim meat scimitars.