Lady Amelia Windsor Topless Nude Beach Photos

Model and British royal, Lady Amelia Windsor shows off her regal itty bitty titties while topless on a nude beach in the candid photos below.

Lady Amelia is Prince William and Prince Harry’s cousin, and is currently 38th in line of succession to the British throne. However, with these topless nude photos Amelia is clearly looking to move up to the top of the list.

Yes, it couldn’t be more obvious that by flaunting her pleasingly underdeveloped body Amelia hopes to catch the eye of London’s Muslim Mayor Sadiq Khan. Clearly Amelia wants Mayor Khan to take her as one of his wives, so once he stages his coup and establishes the Britainstan Caliphate she will be a Queen.

Unfortunately for Lady Amelia, in a civilized Islamic monarchy royal titles for women are essentially meaningless, for only men can wield power. In fact, a Muslim Queen (or “Sultaness”) ranks below the entire royal court, and in many instances is even outranked by a number of racing camels in the royal stables.