Karen Gillan Topless Tease Selfie Backfires

Star of “Guardians of the Galaxy” and the upcoming “Jumanji” remake, Karen Gillan cock teases her hopelessly depraved fan base by covering her itty bitty titties in the topless selfie above.

Unfortunately for Karen Gillan this topless selfie tease has backfired on her, as seeing her dare to portray an inkling of modesty when we know damn well that she is a brazen harlot enraged us righteous Muslim men. And so in response we used our superior intellect to uncover the very rare photo below of a young Karen Gillan showing her boobs in a completely see through top while modeling.

Karen Gillan was foolish to think that she could keep us Muslims from looking upon her puffy pink ginger nipples. For even if this modeling photo didn’t exist we’d probably see them at her inevitable lapidation, as women’s bodies tend to flail around while being pelted with the stones of justice causing all sorts of things to pop out.