Mimi Rogers Nude Scenes From “Full Body Massage”

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at Mimi Rogers’ classic nude scenes from the 1995 film “Full Body Massage” in the video below.

After watching this video two things are abundantly clear… The first is that back in her day Mimi Rogers had some halal massive mammaries. And the second is that this infidel dairy farmer doesn’t know the first thing about milking a woman.

When draining a woman like Mimi one does not fiddle with her nipples, or massage around her tit sacks as she lays on her back like a whore. What you are supposed to do is put her on her hands and knees, and inspect the udders for dirt and debris. Then wrap your thumb and forefinger around the teat, and pull downwards drawing the milk out while reciting verses from the holy Qur’an to scare away djinns. Honestly with their complete lack of basic farming knowledge it is amazing that the inept infidels don’t starve to death.