Kim Ji-eun Nude Sex Scenes From “Just Kill Me”

The video below features South Korean actress Kim Ji-eun’s nude sex scenes from the film “Just Kill Me”, enhanced in high definition.

As we saw yesterday with actress Kim Do-yeon’s nude scenes from this film (which can be seen here), this movie is quite halal, as it features the holy Muslim practices of sex slavery and forced penetration.

For her part, Kim Ji-eun does an adequate job of feigning reluctance with her eyes wide, lips trembling, and hands flailing just enough to convince us she’s not secretly thrilled. It’s a skill every sex slave must master, because, as we all know, the objections are the secret sauce that makes the “lovemaking” so enjoyable.

However, us Muslims would have liked to have seen more passion, with Kim flopping like a fish on a desert dune, shrieking to the heavens as the camera zooms in for the “holy” money shot. That’s the kind of devotion that’d make even the sternest mullah nod in approval, muttering, “By Allah, now that’s a blockbuster!”