Jayne Mansfield Nude Scenes From "Promises! Promises!" Colorized And Enhanced

The video below features actress Jayne Mansfield’s iconic nude scenes from the 1963 film “Promises! Promises!” colorized (for the first time) and enhanced in high definition.

Back in the day, Jayne Mansfield was derided as the “poor man’s Marilyn Monroe,” a tawdry imitator accused of pilfering the “blonde bombshell” archetype with all the subtlety of a bazaar pickpocket.

Of course, since those bygone days, the Zionist overlords of heathen Hollywood have churned out an endless parade of big-tittied, blonde-haired harlots, each one a carbon copy of the last, designed to milk shekels from the depraved infidel masses… But few have done it better than Jayne… Especially since Jayne had the decency to gracefully exit stage left in a fiery car crash at the age of 34, sparing the world the grotesque spectacle of her boob bags sagging to her knees.