Carrie Underwood Is A Slut Dressed As A Naughty School Boy

Many times when a man marries a woman he does so hoping that when she becomes his wife she will magically change. As if her pledging to be devoted and obedient to him will somehow make her humus taste better or her rim jobs more enthusiastic.

Alas it appears as though Carrie Underwood’s new husband Mike Fisher has fallen into this erroneous way of thinking.

We tried to warn Mike Fisher that Carrie Underwood was nothing more than a cheap floozy who would bring great shame to his name and hurt his ranking in the clan. However, he has still stubbornly refused to return Carrie to her father, or at the very least try to curb her whorish tendencies by circumcising her clit.

Now Carrie Underwood is once again slutting it up on stage. This time she was dressed as a naughty school boy to try and elicit the repressed homosexual urges of her male fans.

Frankly Carrie’s antics are starting to make Mike Fisher look pretty ridiculous, and I can not help but wonder how long the elders of his tribe will allow this abomination of a marriage to continue before they step in and take matters into their own hands.