Caroline Wozniacki Sells Sex For Tennis

Being the #1 female tennis player is like being the world’s tallest midget, no one really cares, and guys still want to pick you up and toss you. Caroline Wozniacki is looking to change all that by making women’s tennis popular and respected by prostituting her tight spandex covered ass.

Women sports in general and tennis in particular is extremely offensive to Islam. Not only are these shameful harlots running around in tiny skirts, but they grunt like wildebeests in heat with every shot.

Caroline Wozniacki flaunting her tight ass may make women’s tennis popular with the overstimulated infidel masses, but us pious Muslims will never watch it as we find the absurdity of inferior women competing athletically mixed with the overt sexual displays to be blasphemous and utterly disgusting.