Camila Cabello's Big Ass In A Thong Is Beckoning African Migrants

Pop star Camila Cabello appears to have been caught on camera using her big brown ass in thong bikinis while out in the Mediterranean to lure scores of Sub-Saharan African migrants into Europe in the video above.

A slutty obese woman with an enormous cottage cheese-riddled buttocks like Camila’s is an irresistible beacon to the savage Sub-Saharan male. So it certainly comes as no surprise to see that these men, with their coal-black hides and barbaric urges, would risk life, limb, and the wrath of Poseidon himself to chase after Camila’s blubbery backside.

Undoubtedly, this depraved display is orchestrated by some shadowy Zionist NGO, their coffers overflowing with ill-gotten shekels, paying Camila to weaponize her gargantuan glutes as a tool of demographic destruction. Their nefarious plot? To flood the European continent with these dirt-skinned hordes, transforming the West into a third-world shithole. These scheming puppeteers dream of a world so degraded that their usurious grip can tighten unchallenged, exploiting the chaos for profit while cackling over their matzo balls. Camila, their willing pawn, shakes her voluminous hindquarters like a matador’s cape, goading the darkie bulls into a frenzied charge across the Mediterranean, each one dreaming of plundering her posterior paradise.

But lo, their devious darkie plot is doomed to collapse under the weight of its own absurdity! For while Camila’s colossal keister may hypnotize the savage masses, her pitifully undersized titties—barely discernible beneath her bikini top—are a fatal flaw in this Zionist scheme, as they lack the heft to truly drive these night-black heathens into a frenzy of migration.

Moreover, Europe has already been claimed by us virile Muslims, whose superior manhoods—mighty as minarets and girthy as date palms—dwarf the feeble endowments of these crack-addled savages. Our ball-satchels, brimming with the seed of the faithful, ensure that we shall out-reproduce these shit-skinned interlopers with ease, our progeny flooding the continent while their kind succumbs to the allure of cheap liquor and narcotic stupor. Let the Zionists tremble, for their plan to overrun Europe with these jungle-born degenerates will crumble before the might of Islam’s inexhaustible loins, as we forge a caliphate that will forever banish their dreams of a darkie dystopia to the dustbin of history!