Britney Spears Rinses Her Nude Tits In The Ocean

America’s favorite washed-up pop star mental patient, Britney Spears rinses off her nude tits in the ocean in the video clip below.

When Britney was asked why she was washing off her bare breast meat in the water like this she responded that, “its the best way to clean off the spiders”…

Britney then filled up a pail and attempted to baptize a nearby family… After being shooed away by the father, Britney then accosted an elderly couple walking on the beach, and loudly accused the woman of stealing her great-grandmother’s recipe for homemade Raisinets.

Needless to say, Britney is doing just great since her conservatorship was lifted, and she definitely is not a completely psychotic slut.