Ronnie’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Audition Video Leaked

Ronnie’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Audition Video Leaked

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, one of the stars of MTV’s hit show “The Jersey Shore”, had his audition tape for the show leaked to the Internet earlier today. As you can see in the video below, Ronnie is auditioning his heart out for the role of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s power bottom boyfriend. However the Jersey Shore ..

Nic Cage Arrest A Human Rights Violation

Nic Cage Arrest A Human Rights Violation

Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested this weekend for something called “domestic abuse”. After reading the police report I was shocked to find out that “domestic abuse” was simply Nic Cage exercising his Allah given right to straighten out his mouthy wife with a few body blows. By arresting Nic Cage for beating his own wife ..

GLAAD Calls Kobe Bryant The N-Word

GLAAD Calls Kobe Bryant The N-Word

Kobe Bryant is being unfairly attacked by the Zionist media simply for remarking that an NBA official is a “f*cking f*ggot”. First, how do we know that the NBA official is not a “f*cking f*ggot”? Has anyone even bothered proving that this man does not suck c*ck before lynching Kobe in the papers? Even if ..

LeBron James’ Mom Taking Her Talents To Prison

LeBron James’ Mom Taking Her Talents To Prison

When LeBron James’ mother isn’t f*cking LeBron’s teammates behind his back, she is out spending her son’s money, and getting arrested for assault. According to a Miami Beach police report, LeBron James’ mother Gloria and a friend stood around talking for 30 minutes while a valet waited with her car. The valet says Gloria then ..

Star Wars Lost Deleted Scene Uncovered

Star Wars Lost Deleted Scene Uncovered

As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew). The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars ..

Fashion Show Insults Islam

Fashion Show Insults Islam

This time the Western kuffars have gone to far! We have waited patiently for these heathens to finally bring their women under control and force them to wear the burka. However, not only have they refused to do so, they are now dressing them in even more offensive outfits. As you can see in the ..

France Surrenders To Libya

France Surrenders To Libya

Just 24 hours after France launched an attack on Gaddafi’s forces in Libya, the French government has announced that they can no longer carry on the battle and are ready to surrender to Libya. The French attacked Libya after persistent urging from their buddies in the West, and to defend the rebel capital of Benghazi ..

Hitler’s Wife Eva Braun Sexy Cameltoe

Hitler’s Wife Eva Braun Sexy Cameltoe

A rare photo of Hitler’s wife Eva Braun sporting some sexy cameltoe has just been uncovered. Hitler was a lucky man! Not only did he get to wage a righteous war against the international Zionists, but he also got to enjoy Eva Braun’s hot body. Tragically Hitler was defeated before he could rid the world ..

Celebrities Mock The Devastation In Japan

Celebrities Mock The Devastation In Japan

Celebrities flocked to their Twitter accounts to mock and laugh at the people of Japan after an earthquake and tsunami devastated the country earlier today. Of course we expect nothing less from celebrities who’s hateful nature is well documented on this site. These tweets prove once again that all celebrities are Zionist controlled demons who ..

Steven Tyler Is A Gay Pirate

Steven Tyler Is A Gay Pirate

Lead singer of Aerosmith and judge on American Idol, Steven Tyler has completed his transformation into a gay pirate. Tyler who has long been confused about his sexual identity, (he even famously wrote a song about his struggles entitled “Dude Looks Like A Lady”) finally settled on being a gay pirate as a happy medium ..

Toy Story 3 Perverted Deleted Scene

Toy Story 3 Perverted Deleted Scene

Well it looks like those pervert at Disney are at it again. First they drew a penis in the Little Mermaid’s palace, then they wrote “sex” in the sky during a scene in The Lion King, and now there is the scene below from Toy Story 3 in which Andy masturbates in front of his ..

Can You Guess The Hottie?

Can You Guess The Hottie?

Can you guess the hottie in the leather boots and tight skinny jeans in the photo above? Why it is none other than the eldest Jonas Brother, Kevin Jonas! As you can see in the gif below Kevin Jonas looks sexy as ever showing off his soft lily white dough boy body, his Jew fro ..

John Travolta Is Living A Lie

John Travolta Is Living A Lie

No, not THAT lie. Ok. He’s living two lies. But with this lie, we have proof, whereas, with the other lie, we have just short of whatever “proof” is. Strong suspicion, I guess. John Travolta’s really bald. And not in a distinguished, mature man way, but in a funny, “he kind of looks like a ..

SI Swimsuit Models Gone Wild

SI Swimsuit Models Gone Wild

These Sports Illustrated swimsuit models have gone wild! Just look at these candid pictures of the SI swimsuit girls giving in to their base instincts of alcoholism, lesbianism, and failure to wear the burka-ism. However, if there is one bright spot to these photos it is that they prove once and for all that “professional ..

Elizabeth Taylor Dead At 78

Elizabeth Taylor Dead At 78

Actresses Elizabeth Taylor is dead at the age of 78. Taylor who was best known for her role as the voice of Maggie Simpson in a 1992 episode of “The Simpsons”, passed away earlier today during a routine colonoscopy. “She died with dignity”, said Elizabeth Taylor’s physician Dr Murray Goldstein. “In all my years of ..

Zsa Zsa Gabor Dead At 94

Zsa Zsa Gabor Dead At 94

Zsa Zsa Gabor an actress of stage, film, and television is dead at the age of 94.* Zsa Zsa Gabor was best known for her work on that one episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” were she plays herself, and slaps Carlton Banks. Man Fresh Prince was a great show, and Carlton sure danced ..

Charlie Sheen Dead At The Age of 45

Charlie Sheen Dead At The Age of 45

Breaking News: Actor Charlie Sheen, who was rushed to a hospital Thursday morning with “severe abdominal pains”, died from what doctors are calling withdrawal like symptoms at 6:46am Pacific Standard Time. Though details are still sketchy, early word is that Charlie Sheen’s death can be attributed to severe symptoms of withdrawal. Sheen was taken to ..

Jersey Shore Cast Sent to Italy to Study Their Roots

Jersey Shore Cast Sent to Italy to Study Their Roots

Remember when you were bad and your parents would send you to your room? Well, today, it was announced that the cast of Jersey Shore has been so bad they’re good (Or something to that effect). Anyway, MTV is sending them to Italy, and, on behalf of America, I would like to offer MTV our ..