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In case you haven’t heard the shocking news, Clay Aiken “admitted” he’s gay. Next thing you know Barack Obama is going to “admit” he’s a Muslim, or I’m going to “admit” that Celebjihad.com isn’t funny. EVERYONE KNOWS! When a man named ‘Clay’ who looks like a cross between Billie Jean King and K.D. Lang decides ..
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MOLINE, IA — Special Olympian Mikey Felps crossed the finish line during the 10-meter don’t fall down event on Thursday, earning his 28th gold metal of the 2008 Northeastern Iowa Special Olympics in the process. His unprecedented completion of the event smashed the previous gold metal record set by Special Olympian Mark Spits in 1983. ..
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We caught up with famed prankster and avid child lover John Mark Karr lurking behind some bushes by a playground in Westwood, CA yesterday, and he was kind enough to answer a few questions. John, as you know CelebJihad.com was the first to break the story about your upcoming game show on Fox, “Are You ..
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The Memphis Grizzlies have signed 7-foot-2 Hamed Haddadi, stealing him away from the Saba Battery in the Iranian Super League. Haddadi, the NBA’s first Iranian player, is poised to explode onto the scene. However, some scouts fear he could turn out to be a disastrous bomb. “Look, I could be wrong and he could just ..
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Earlier this week People Magazine reported that Latin-pop sensation “Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys,” and suggested that Martin had, with the help of a surrogate, fathered children. However, in an exclusive interview with Martin’s housekeeper, CelebJihad has learned that Martin is not a father, but rather a middle-aged man who welcomes twin boys into his ..
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10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat. 9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust. 8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped. 7) Gary Busey ..
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Two years after launching his celebrity blog perezrichie.com, local overweight homosexual Perez Richie has been unable to find much of an audience. Richie, a semi-literate immigrant from Guatemala, has been attempting to piggyback the success of his hero, Perez Hilton, but has thus far been unable to even remotely rival perezhilton.com, as evidenced by his ..
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Yeah that’s right, Corky has a sex tape. Corky gave the sex tape to a neighbor’s cat because according to the neighbor “Corky just loves Mr. Muff Buff’s puffy tail”. The neighbor is in talks with Shiny Object Entertainment to distribute the video, but it may never see the light of day. Corky has filed ..
The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” ..
Hi, I’m Chris Penn’s Ghost! I’ll see you in Hell if….. By age 42 you can make your heart implode from eating nothing but prime rib and drinking nothing but rare, mid-western whiskey… You can single handedly supply Madonna’s wedding with amphetamines, codeine, morphine, marijuana, an assortment of valium and 2 1/2 kilos of ..
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We caught up with Joe Piscopo on the set of his new film tentatively titled “My Shitty Vanity Project”. CelebJihad: So, Joe, what made you get back into show business? Joe Piscopo: What are you talking about? I’ve been working steady for 20 plus years now. CelebJihad: Really? Joe Piscopo: Obviously you haven’t seen many ..
It’s Gay Pride Week, or at least that’s what my dad told me. In honor of this momentous occasion the boys at CelebJihad have gone a little gay and compiled the following list of what celebrity dick tastes like! Mike Myers’ dick tastes like it’s been fucking the same dead horse since 1997. Pete ..
After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section. Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast. Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes ..
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LOS ANGELES – Actor Rob Lowe is in trouble again for alleged misconduct with an employee. This time it’s the Lowe’s former gardener Manuel Sanchez who is filing suit. The lawsuit, filed Thursday in Santa Barbara, Calif., says, ” Mista Lowe put his hando inside my el pantos and strummed my chalupa like a mariachi ..
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Here is a hot tip from Joey Del Vecchio Hoboken, NJ Ay how you guys doin? I was driving down the Jersey turnpike the other day and I stopped at one of those fuckin rest stops to use the little girls room, ayyy. So I walk into the stall and who do I see floating ..
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We’re hearing that Fox executives are close to finalizing a deal with John Mark Karr to have him host a new game show. You may remember that John Mark Karr made headlines 2 years ago as the loveable prankster who pretended to be the killer of JonBenet Ramsey. The new show will allow Karr to ..
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According to a source close to the situation, Hollywood stud muffin George Clooney has contracted a nasty case of “stink balls”. Our source describes their pungent smell as “similar to brie rotting on a big pile of flamingo vomit”. No commit yet from the Clooney camp. George “Stink Balls” Clooney was last modified: April 12th, ..
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NORTH HOLLYWOOD – International heartthrob Don Swayze held a press conference today at his sprawling 2-bedroom estate in North Hollywood. Don stated that as a symbolic act of defiance towards the cancer that will surely kill his ugly and less talented brother Patrick, he will eat Patrick’s womanly pancreas when he passes.Thus proving once again ..
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