Look at this topless pic of a fat Kevin Federline. Going out in public looking like that he is just asking to be mocked. Here are some Kevin Federline fat jokes. It is nice to see that K-Fed is finally growing as a person. He should change his name to K-Overfed. Not shown in ..
Jon Gosselin continued his tireless search for a new mommy for his 8 small children in Vegas last night, because that is the best place to look. Sources close to Jon say that he is committed to finding a new Mom for his kids ever since the old one became so “annoying” and “unsexy”. The ..
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DJ AM born Adam Goldstein is dead at the age of 36. DJ AM was found dead in his New York City apartment with prescription pill bottles by his body. Obviously the cause of death has not been announced yet, but I think it is safe to assume that this is just like the movie ..
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Ted Kennedy the beloved murdering alcoholic from Massachusetts has died of brain cancer. Let us honor his memory with some dead Ted Kennedy jokes. What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay! Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now. Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of ..
This is Amber from Dallas, TX and apparently she is Kobe Bryant’s secret girlfriend. People that know her in Dallas say that Kobe has been banging her for months, sending her sexual texts, and even flew her out to LA for a few Lakers’ games. Amber does look like Kobe’s type, that is to say ..
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Here is a scene from the upcoming sequel to the Time Traveler’s Wife. Enjoy. The Time Traveler’s Awful Wife was last modified: August 19th, 2009 by Jimmy Jihad
Multiple sources are reporting that the Wayans brothers and Sony Pictures are working on a sequel to the 2004 “comedy,” White Chicks. If this piece of garbage gets made, whites are officially off the hook for slavery. Sitting through another “White Chicks” will be punishment enough, so I don’t want to hear any more from ..
One word comes to mind when I see this pic of Larry King… SEX. Just look at this mofo. He’s got the sunken cheek bones and liver spots that drives the ladies wild. Some people are just genetically blessed I guess. Larry’s lips are all chapped and covered in Vaseline. Probably from kissing all those ..
John Edwards, America’s favorite smarmy, phony, sack of s***, hillbilly former Senator is the father of his mistress’s child, the Enquirer is reporting. If true, this will be the second time he has been caught lying to the American public about his extramarital affair. In 2008 he admitted to cheating on his cancer ridden wife, ..
Call it the case of the optimist vs. the pessimist, with Regis Philbin as Pollyanna, suggesting to Kate Gosselin on Thursday’s Live! With Regis & Kelly that one of these days her estranged husband Jon is going to come home with one of his new 20-something girls and propose a three way. “Now” said Philbin, ..
Jude Law’s Hooters waitress baby mama Samantha Burke recently released some photos documenting the growth of her meal ticket… I mean baby. Apparently women take these pics and make albums out of them to show their children how giving birth to them mangled their once tight bodies. Celeb Jihad has obtained the full photo album ..
Joaquin Phoenix is now a superhero… or just a bearded hobo in a cape. Just in case you were just wondering what Joaquin Phoenix has been up to lately. The National Enquirer writes, “It’s no hoax, folks – Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The looney-toony star, dressed like a homeless derelict and muttering to ..
According to the statement released by the Hillsborough County medical examiner, the autopsy of TV pitchman Billy Mays concluded that cocaine use caused the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death. Surprised? No, I doubt anyone’s all that surprised by this news. Cocaine is the steroids of the TV pitchman business. ..
Oh my did I have a good laugh when I saw that Michael Douglas’ son Cameron Douglas was arrested for dealing meth out of his New York City hotel room. Especially when I saw a picture of what Cameron Douglas looks like. He has got to be the biggest nerd drug dealer in history. Honestly ..
Jon Gosselin can add another notch to his bed post. America’s favorite Asian reality-TV father of eight was spotted at a Pennsylvania bar and restaurant with yet another 20-something woman. This is the third skank he has picked up since splitting with his awful, soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate Gosselin. The unidentified woman drove herself to Jon’s ..
The film is billed as a “a celebration of the finest gaping a**holes” overflowing with “excessive amounts of female ejaculate.” I’m not quite sure what measurement constitutes an acceptable amount of female ejaculate. A quart? A liter? I doubt the producers gave it much thought. It seems they didn’t give much thought to any aspect ..
Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries. Name: Heidi Klum What ..
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