Billie Eilish's Fat Tits And Ass Make Their Triumphant Return

Praise be to Allah! Pop star Billie Eilish’s fat tits and ass make their triumphant return in the video above.

In recent years, Billie has gone from being an exquisitely plump specimen of female livestock to a run-of-the-mill chunky slut, and her music career (as well as her prospects of landing a spot on a Muslim’s poppy plantation) has certainly suffered for it.

However, now that Billie has committed herself to bringing back her busty, bulbous boobs and blubbery backside by sucking down liquid cheesecakes, us pious Muslims can once again fantasize about riding her… Not in a sexual way, of course, but rather as she uses her impressive heft to pull our carts to market, thus giving our oxen some much-needed rest.