Proof That Beyonce Is An Alien
Well this photo proves what many of us have long suspected, Beyonce Knowles is an alien.
As you can see in the picture above, while Beyonce is shouting into a microphone to a thing she calls “music”, her human mask starts to peel away.
Obviously the real Beyonce is some sort of hideous reptilian alien who has taken on the mask of an attractive racially ambiguous girl to try and conquer and enslave humanity through heavily synthesized vocals and suggestive dance moves.
Well Beyonce your plan has failed. We here at Celeb Jihad have exposed you for the alien reptilian humanoid that you are. Return to your home planet at once and let your leaders know that earth is Allah territory, or face the wrath of a strongly worded Fatwa! Allahu Akbar!
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