Avril Lavigne Spooky Halloween Nip Slip

Canadian punk rocker (an oxymoron) Avril Lavigne slips a nipple while wearing a see through skeleton shirt in the spooky photos below.

I now understand were the infidel saying of “colder than a witch’s teat” comes from, as seeing Avril’s tiny pink frigid Canadian nipple in these photos sent shivers down my spine. To think that this is the nipple that such all-time douchebags as Brody Jenner, Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, and (currently) Ryan Cabrera have suckled on, makes it an even more disturbing sight to behold.

Yes Avril Lavigne’s exposed nipple is certainly the scariest thing I hope to witness this Halloween, as I will certainly be having nightmares about it for weeks now. Let us pray to Allah that Caitlyn Jenner’s carved out cunt does not make an appearance looking like a mutilated Jack-o’-lantern, or this Hollywood Halloween may just be too much for even a battle hardened celebrity Jihadist like myself to handle.