US Olympic Figure Skater Ashley Wagner Nude Photos

US Olympic figure skater Ashley Wagner poses completely nude in the photos below.

Looking at Ashley’s nude pics one can not help but be overcome with an immense sadness at such a squandering of impressive talent. For with her firm rump and meaty muscular thighs Ashley would excel as a gold medal plow maiden on a Muslim’s poppy plantation.

To think that instead of twirling around on the ice in bedazzled slut suits in front of homoqueer judges, Ashley could be putting her athletic frame to good use out on the farm tilling the land, digging wells, and crushing dates between her powerful butt cheeks. Then at night if Ashley still wants to spin on something she can hop on a Muslim’s enormous meat pole and whirl around on it until she pukes. Truly this description is an ideal life for any woman, and so it is time for Ashley to come out of the cold and embrace her destiny serving at the heel of us mighty Muslim men.