Ariel Winter Thong Bikini Pizza Pics

“Modern Family” star Ariel Winter combines her two favorite pastimes, junk food and prostituting her flabby ass, as she floats on a giant piece of pizza while in a thong bikini in the photos above and below.

No doubt shortly after these photos were taken Ariel Winter became peckish and gnawed through the pizza raft sinking it into the pool.

Sadly Ariel almost certainly did not drown in this scenario as her enormous gut could easily expand to suck down all the water in any standard residential swimming pool. Not to mention that her mass hitting the water would displace at least half of the pool out onto the surrounding patio.

Of course Ariel’s whorish antics did not stop with this thong bikini pizza display, as she also exposes her nipples in a see through top while proudly showing off her new tattoo (which appears to be of a shoelace) in the photo above… If Ariel likes shoelaces so much instead of getting tats of them she should try hanging herself with one. Although anything less than a polypropylene rope would probably snap under her immense weight.