Ariel Winter Nips And Ass Cheeks Out For A Stroll

“Modern Family” star Ariel Winter takes her hard nipples and flabby ass cheeks out for a stroll on the streets of LA in the candid photos below (which the scientists at Celeb Jihad Labs in Tehran have taken the liberty of X-raying).

Ariel’s owner is wise to keep a tight hold on her, for this big hoss of a woman will fetch many valuable dinars once she is brought to market at the Riyadh livestock auction. Unfortunately Western women of Ariel’s immense size are known to become unruly at the sight of fast food restaurants, so this guy should really invest in a good leash (preferably one made out of metal as Ariel could easily gnaw through leather straps).

Yes with her wide sturdy build Ariel Winter will make a fine plow maiden on a Muslim’s poppy farm. Of course with her oversized udders it would be easy to be tempted to milk Ariel dry before putting her to work out in the fields, but it is best to remember that coming from heathen Hollywood’s Ariel’s massive mammaries are almost certainly infested with dangerous djinns and so she will need a few months of good clean living out in a barn to properly detox.