Ariel Winter Nude Selfie Photos Released

“Modern Family” star Ariel Winter appears to have just released the set of fully nude selfie photos below online.

As you can see from these nude pics, us righteous Muslims must give credit where credit is due and recognize the fact that we were wrong about Ariel Winter becoming an absolute hog by the time she was in her early 20’s… As she has shown a stubborn resilience to hold off her inevitable fat-assery by no doubt continuing to stay committed to shoving her fingers down her throat after every feeding.

Unfortunately for Ariel this over-trained gag reflex that she has developed will cost her dearly when Islam finishes taking over the Western world. For the last thing we want from a concubine is her vomiting up chocolates and Cheetos all over our enormous tunic snakes every time we give her throat a good thrashing.