Ariana Grande Sells Herself In Pink Swimsuit

Teen Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande tries to sell herself to us Muslim men in the pink swimsuit pics below.

Ariana Grande’s body shows much potential as it appears to be tight and nubile. However, according to Ariana’s Wikipedia page, if you count the rings around her nipples you will find that she is 19-years-old. Thus she is far too old for us Muslims to use for breeding purposes as her best years are clearly behind her.

However, if she were to hand over her friend (and serial offender of Islam) Victoria Justice to Sharia court, a forgiving Muslim might purchase Ariana as his oral only concubine. A tremendous honor and the best Ariana Grande can hope for at this point in her life.