Ariana Grande Is A Whore For All Seasons

With the official start of winter just a few weeks away, and much of the heathen US of A experiencing record cold due to a “polar vortex” (AKA Allah’s wrath), Ariana Grande steps out in a crop top and mini skirt in the photos below.

Truly Ariana Grande is a whore for all seasons, as she braves the frigid temperatures to prostitute her sinful feminine flesh. This slutty display is particularly impressive as Ariana is from the warm weather state of Florida, and is of southern Italian decent.

To pull this off Ariana probably slathered herself in olive oil to conserve body heat before heading out. This is a trick from the “old country” that her Nonnina (Grandmother) use to use in the winter months to advertise her feminine wares down at the docks to the sailors getting off the ships in the port town of Napoli.