Anna Kendrick’s Nip Pokies At The Oscars

“Pitch Perfect” and “Into The Woods” star Anna Kendrick could not contain her excitement as her hard nipples can be seen poking through her dress while walking the red carpet at the 87th Academy Awards.

Of course it should come as no surprise that Anna Kendrick got so aroused at the Oscars, for it combines the two things that actress like her find most appealing, self-important congratulating and large phallic shaped objects.

Yes Anna Kendrick’s lady cave was probably dripping wet by the time the first smug actor received his gold plated dildo for starring in some banal socialist film that no one saw. By the end of the night Anna was no doubt up to her wrist while finger banging away to Eddie Redmayne acceptance speech for best actor for playing Stephen Hawkings, as he defied the conventional acting wisdom that you never want to go full retard.