Amber Heard vs Caity Lotz: Swimsuit Ass Battle

“Aquaman” star Amber Heard does battle with “Arrow” star Caity Lotz, as both women vie for the attention of us virile Muslim men by flaunting their tight round rumps in the cheeky swimsuits below.

First up we have Amber Heard exposing her ass cheeks in the photos above. While Amber’s booty flaps certainly appear to be of a halal size and shape, one can not help but notice the large gap between them where her hole is sucking in her swimsuit. Clearly Amber has a gaping rectum from experimenting with her ex-husband Johnny Depp and ex-boyfriend Elon Musk’s over-sized dildos.

Challenging Amber is Caity Lotz who released these pics of her fit fanny in a blue swimsuit while out on a boat in the Mediterranean Sea, no doubt looking for rafts of Muslim refuges to offer up her sin holes too.

In the end the holy Qur’an is very clear that there is only two criteria by which to evaluate a woman’s hindquarters.. The first is its potential for generating power to pull a plow, and the second is if it could reasonably pass for a bacha bazi’s (dancing boy’s) butt. By both of these standards Caity Lotz wins, and as you can see from her hard nipples in the pic above she is extremely excited by the news.