Amanda Bynes Converts To Islam

As you can see in the photo above, former Disney star Amanda Bynes has converted to Islam and is wearing a stylish but ill-fitting burka.

It is always darkest before the dawn, so it is great to see that Amanda Bynes has finally seen the light, and pulled herself out of the Zionist infested cesspool of depravity and intoxicants that is Hollywood. Now the only high Amanda will concern herself with is the natural high which comes from serving at the beck and call of us Muslim men.

Of course Amanda Bynes will have to make amends for her years of living in sin. However, her knack for driving cars into things could prove invaluable when she is sent on her special “mission” of repentance with a trunk loaded with “retribution” for the infidels.