Alison Brie Caught Naked Running Through A Hotel

Actress Alison Brie appears to have been caught on camera by a guest running naked through the halls of a hotel, before ocularly assaulting a flamingly homosexual man in his room with her bare breasts and flat pancake ass in the deeply disturbing video above.

Of course Alison Brie may be able to get away with this type of obscene behavior at the Ramadas and La Quintas that she is use to staying at, but if she is ever successful in heathen Hollywood and earns enough shekels to stay at a Hilton Garden Inn or even a Courtyard by Marriot this sort of blasphemous behavior will not be tolerated.

Yes, Alison Brie better keep her salaciously slutty sprinting to her nude scenes (like in the video above), for if a righteous Muslim man were to catch her roaming the halls of a hotel in the buff like this he would not hesitate to vigorously lapidate her with cubes from the ice machine.