Alexis Ren Shows Her Ass Crack For Christmas

Model Alexis Ren celebrates Christmas by bending over and showing her ass crack in a thong in the video clip below from Love magazine’s advent calendar.

Certainly nothing captures the true spirit of the pagan Christmas holiday season quite like Alexis Ren squatting down and spreading her booty cheeks into a camera. For much like their Jew God Jesus, Christians are pathetically weak immoral people who love associating themselves with filthy whores (whether it be Mary Magdalene or Alexis Ren).

Of course for her part Alexis Ren clearly hopes that by flaunting her tight round rump like this she can convince Santa Clause to come down her chimney and stuff her stocking with his candy cane. Unfortunately for Alexis Santa is a flaming homofag who prefers hanging out with his reindeer Prancer, roasting chestnuts, and gobbling down man nog.

However with that said, if Alexis was a good girl this year perhaps Santa will bring her better looking fake titties than the shitty bolt-ons she is currently working with.