Alexis Bledel Poses Completely Nude

“Gilmore Girls” and “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” star Alexis Bledel finally poses completely naked in the photo above.

Alexis Bledel’s meaty snapper looks like a bull dog’s chew toy in this pic. Clearly after 15 years of working in heathen Hollywood, Alexis has been on the business end of one too many deep dickings, and her lady bits are now the worse for wear.

However, all hope is not lost for Alexis Bledel as she still has her bewitching blowjob eyes. As an act of Muslim charity I would be willing to purchase Alexis as an oral concubine. For the sight of her looking up at me with those striking blue eyes while she gags on just the tip of my enormous manhood would certainly be halal… Plus on a more sentimental note “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” struck a real chord with me, as my Jihadist brothers from Al-Qaeda training camp and I keep in touch in a similar manner, except instead of sharing jeans we pass along a chamber pot made from the hollowed out skull of a Jew.