Alexandra Daddario's Tits Scientifically Proven To Be Unattractive

As you can see in the video clip below, Alexandra Daddario’s tits are scientifically proven to be unattractive, for after pulling them out and pressing them together her sex appeal drops to abysmally low 30%.

In the secular Western world they say “trust the science”, because the heathens love believing that they are descendants of monkeys and live in a meaningless and indifferent universe… However, us pious Muslims only trust Allah and the blessed Prophet (PBUH), but that doesn’t mean science gets everything wrong as evidenced by it righteously denouncing Alexandra’s milk sack sluttery with this sex appeal meter.

A scientific worldview may be Satanic and extremely flawed, but every once and a while it gets things right… For Alexandra’s immodestly bulbous breasts are an offensive sight to behold, and now that this has been empirically proven her parading them around in corsets is not going to change that fact.

Yes, Alexandra must now “trust the science” and hide her busty boobs away behind a burka… A thick black wool one, and not one of her shoddy homemade ones which allow her nipples to poke through like in the video above.