AI Girls Nude Photos Spark Debate

It seems to be everyone is talking about “AI” these days, and the technologically superior Islamic world is certainly no exception… However, instead of debating the merits of some stupid Zionist controlled AI image generators, us pious Muslims are engaged in intense theological debates on an issue of the utmost importance… Of course I am referring to what to do about nude AI girls like the ones in the gallery below.

Yes, even though these blasphemously brazen nude women may technically “not exist”, it still feels wrong that their egregious nude crimes against morality are going unpunished… And so Islam’s brightest minds are currently engaged in an intense debate over how to handle these digital degenerates.

The solution this holy Islamic website favors was put forth by the great cleric Sheikh Yaboody of Tikrit, who proposed that to balance the scales of justice, real women who “sort of” resemble the ones in these photos should be Sharia stoned in their place. Needless to say this makes a lot of sense, and will no doubt be the prevailing law of the land soon enough.