Alexandra Daddario's Murky Nude Scenes Color-Corrected And Enhanced

The videos above and below showcase the latest triumph of pious Muslim technological wizardry, as Alexandra Daddario’s once dark and horribly colored nude scenes from “Lost Girls & Love Hotels” (above) and “Songbird” (below) have been gloriously remastered, color-corrected, and sharpened to high definition.

Of course, to truly bask in the divine ingenuity of the righteous tech-jihadis at Celeb Jihad Labs in Riyadh (who labored through the night fueled only by dates, prayer, and furious one-handed devotion), one must view the before-and-after screenshots below.

As we can see, Alexandra’s demonic depravity has been gloriously dragged kicking and screaming into the purifying light like never before, and we must now channel our wrath at seeing her sex organs into condemning her as a wanton Jezebel who is in desperate need of Sharia stoning.

For it is undeniably Allah’s explicit command that us pious Muslims dedicate our days to vigilant judgment of sluts like Alexandra: meticulously scrutinizing every frame of her naked degeneracy, zooming in on her erect blasphemy nubs and dripping haram holes, so we can issue the most thunderous, foam-at-the-mouth fatwas.

So let Alexandra’s remastered infernal exhibitionism fuel our eternal jihad against these Hollywood harlots until every last pixel is veiled in black niqab!