Alison Brie Nude Scene From "Together"

Actress Alison Brie continues to add to her deeply depraved résumé by showing off her bare breasts in the nude scene below from her new film “Together”.

As we can see, this is Alison’s most lackluster nude performance yet as she half-heartedly briefly exposes her boob bags..

This should come as no surprise as Alison’s nude performances have been on a sharp decline since she peaked in her very first one in the sex scene above from the TV series “Glow” (which we have taken the liberty of color-correcting and enhancing).

Since her “Glow” glory days, Alison has included a few quick shots of her dank pubic bush burka, but none of her nude work has been quite as titillating (with an emphasis on the tit).

Yes, the only thing us pious Muslims find more offensive than a whore, is a lazy whore… And Alison Brie has certainly been phoning in her nude scenes for quite some time now. However, she should know that the righteous mujahideen will not show the same lack of enthusiasm when she is inevitably Sharia stoned for her crimes against morality.