Sadie Sink Tries To Lure Men Into Her Lair With Bedroom Seduction

Actress and scarlet-haired, soulless Shaitan seductress Sadie Sink appears to be attempting to lure mortal men into her lair of fiery debauchery in the sultry bedroom home video above.

Thankfully, us pious Muslims are exquisitely well-versed in the nefarious wiles of redheaded temptresses like Sadie. We stand ever-vigilant, equipped with an arsenal of mystical counter-enchantments, vats of Islamic holy water (blessed by the moonlit sands of Mecca), and a formidable stockpile of Sharia stones of justice, ready to repel these ginger djinns and their malevolent charms.

Yes, one must remain on high alert at all times, for danger lurks in the most unexpected places. For even while enjoying a serene evening stroll through an enchanted forest, one may encounter a wanton woodland nymph like Sadie. Only the most prepared among us, clutching our holy talismans and chanting ancient verses, can hope to fend off her siren song. To fall prey to her soul-snatching fire crotch of doom is to risk having your very essence sucked from your sacred ball satchel, condemned to writhe in the eternal hellfire of a ginger-fueled inferno for a million lifetimes.