Emilia Oldani Nude Facial Scene From “One Night Stand”

The video below features Norwegian actress Emilia Oldani’s nude facial sex scene from the TV series “One Night Stand”.

While it was certainly halal and in line with the teachings of the blessed Prophet (PBUH), for this infidel to turn Emilia’s slutty face into a Jackson Pollock… Us pious Muslims cannot help but take exception to a couple of things in this sex scene.

The first being that this guy takes much too long to reach his pitiful climax, for not only is it pointless to dawdle when inside of a woman, it is downright dangerous, as their nether regions are known to be inhabited by demonic djinns. The other problem we have with this scene is Emilia daring to complain about getting cum in her eye. Of course, this is probably due to this infidel’s pathetically tiny, watery load from his little mouse balls. For if Emilia were blasted with baby batter from a virile Muslim’s meat cannon, not only would she be blinded for life (due to both the sheer velocity and acidic nature of our sacred seed), but she damn well better be thankful for the privilege.