Victoria Justice Gets Her Ass Cheeks Out For Spring Break

Victoria Justice appears to get her ass cheeks out in thong bikinis while partying at the beach during “spring break” in the video above.

At an absolutely ancient 32 years of age, it is utterly ridiculous that Victoria Justice is still out partying like this, as her rickety bones surely creak louder than the DJ’s bass, and her dancing shoes no doubt ought to be replaced with orthopedic sandals.

Yes, at Victoria’s age, her weathered buttocks should be seated on a park bench feeding pigeons, not shamelessly flapping in the ocean breeze. And her saggy, senior-citizen boob bags should not be bouncing to the beat in nightclubs like two sacks of dates tumbling down the steps of a minaret.