Scarlett Johansson's New Big Boobs Live Up To The Hype

As we can see from the photos above and video below, actress Scarlett Johansson appears to have finally got new big boobs that live up to the hype of her sex symbol status.

It is about time that Scarlett purchased chest sacks to justify her previously undeserved rank as an object of desire in heathen Hollywood…

For who could deny that her completely underwhelming performance as “Black Widow” would have been far better if she had possessed the proper perky pectorals (as in the photos above) to actually make the character interesting onscreen.

Yes, Scarlett’s sloppy deflated milk sacks have long been a stain on her career, as we saw in her horrendous nude scenes in the video above. Thankfully with this new enhanced Scarlett 2.0 us pious Muslim men can now properly fantasize about banging her with our enormous meat scuds and the Sharia stones of justice… Just not necessarily in that order.