Miranda Cosgrove Nude Selfie Photos Released

Actress Miranda Cosgrove appears to show off her nude body in the recently released selfie photos above.

Of course us pious Muslims knew that Miranda was a brazen Jezebel ever since her days working the Nickelodeon casting couch circuit… And so we assumed that when Miranda finally released her nude pics she would include a few of her puckering tight little anus hole…

Unfortunately Miranda has yet to share those shots of her sphincter… But knowing the depths of her depravity, it is only a matter of time until we see her bent over and spreading for the camera… As if she were back in Dan Schneider’s office auditioning for “iCarly”.