Megan Fox Caught Moaning

Megan Fox was caught moaning in the GIF below. Though I would like to think she is moaning in pain from being tortured for her various crimes of morality against Islam, I fear that these moans are disgusting displays of female sexual pleasure.

Leave it to a contemptible harlot like Megan Fox to enjoy sex so brazenly. A pious Muslim man could still bed Megan Fox, but only if he pretended that her moans were of pain. Of course when sex is done correctly according to the Qur’an, foreplay is a sin, and the first few thrusts should cause great discomfort to the woman for that is pleasing to Allah.