Britney Spears Nude Selfies Released

Washed-up pop star and lecherous lunatic, Britney Spears appears to show off her fully nude body in the recently released set of selfie photos below.

As we can clearly see from these nude photos, not only is Britney Spears batshit crazy, but she is also a brazen degenerate with a banged out body.

Of course with that said, Britney does have one redeeming quality in that she has a strong muscular back and sturdy hindquarters which are perfect for performing fieldwork.

If the voices in Britney’s head would just direct her to the righteous path of Islam, we could certainly make good use of her by hooking her up to a plow in the poppy fields… Before eventually convincing her nutty ass to detonate a martyr vest at some Zionist Hollywood Hills coke party.