Paris Hilton Sex Tape Remastered And Enhanced

Paris Hilton’s blowjob sex tape has just been remastered and enhanced in high definition in the video above.

Believe it or not Paris Hilton was 18-years-old at the time that this sex tape video was filmed, and as you can see she was clearly already no stranger to slobbering on the pathetically tiny knobs of infidel men.

Of course Paris would famously go on to become the gold standard for talentless blasphemously brazen gutter skanks in Showbiz, thus paving the way for the slutty social media stars of today.

In fact, it could be argued that Paris was too far ahead of her time for her own good, and that if she had peaked in today’s world she would have amassed a fortune from prostituting herself on social platforms that would have rivaled (if not surpassed) what her grandfather was able to do in the hotel business.

Yes, it can not be denied that Paris Hilton left her mark on the Western world (just as she did with herpes scars on the genitals of her numerous lovers), and that her lecherous legacy will live on long after she has been Sharia stoned.