Michael Jackson Dies From Heart Attack

Michael Jackson has just passed away from a heart attack. He was 50 years old.

Michael suffered cardiac arrest at his home. Apparently Jackson was already dead when paramedics arrived, and they were unable to resuscitate him.

No word yet on what brought on the heart attack. Possible causes include him finally seeing what he looks like or excessive masturbation to his collection of Jonas Brothers DVDs. We’ll keep you updated as details come in.