Emma Watson Caught Kissing Her Lesbian Lover

Known witch Emma Watson was photographed kissing her lesbian lover, one Gertrude Cuntstein outside of “Scissors” nightclub in New York.

As a practitioner of the dark arts Emma Watson stands against everything that is right and pure in the world. So it stands to reason that she would shun the Allah sanctioned heterosexual relations for some hot and heavy demonic dyking.

I would not be so disturbed by Emma Watson being a lesbian if I did not desire her for my own harem of women. I take it as a personal insult that Emma Watson would rather lap away at some nasty lady bits, then spends her days in service to real man like myself.