Candice Swanepoel Thong Bikini Beach Candids

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel flaunts her dumpy ass in a thong bikini and various swimsuits in the candid beach photos below.

You may have noticed that Candice is looking fat as hell in these candid swimsuit photos, apparently it is because she is pregnant with her second child and not the result of her eating a whole slice of pizza.

Of course a woman looking like a disgusting bloated slob (as Candice Swanepoel is in these photos) would never be tolerated in the civilized Islamic world. In fact, when my wives get pregnant they usually lose weight! For I refuse to increase their table scrap portions or cut their workload out in the fields. Add in the fact that a hearty Muslim fetus consumes its host at twice the rate of the typical scrawny infidel baby, and it is easy to see why pregnant Musliminas are as taut and toned as any other 12-year-old girls.